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0% BODY FAT - 100% BATTERY

Grumpy hits the gym so your phone stays secure and your battery at 100%. Say goodbye to tangled cords and enjoy fast, hassle-free charging that's as adorable as it is efficient.

  • 15W Fast Charging
  • Weighted at the bottom
  • Optimal angle for viewing
  • Magnetic ring (works with MagSafe and Qi2)
  • USB-C (Ultimate Stinky Butt - Cavity)

GOT THE MUSCLES AND THE BRAINS

Not just a pretty face! The companion app brings Grumpy Frenchie to life and turns it into the most badass assistant. It's packed with the latest AI tech making it the only french bulldog that actually understands you (but don't expect it to listen!). 

"HEY FRENCHIE"

Just say "Hey Frenchie" and ask anything through a voice conversation. It can also react to things and take actions. It’s not just smart—it's SMART-sASS! (get it?)

  • Answer any query
  • Search the web
  • Check the weather
  • Manage your calendar
  • Draft emails
  • Translate 8 languages
  • Should I keep going?

THE BEST COMPANION, AT WORK OR AT HOME

The perfect addition to your desk or kitchen counter! Spice up your day with this badass companion and start the friendship of a lifetime!

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